Lap Quotes
- Me + My bed + my lap top= A perfect relationship :D — Ritu Ghatourey
- The mountain pushed us off her knees. And now her lap is full of trees. — Robert Frost
- A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. — Danish Proverb
- I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That… — Famke Janssen
- Best friends are the people who when you get freaked out in a movie, you can sit in their lap and scream in their ear… — Nishan Panwar
- Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how… — Zhat*
- Camp counselor, living in the lap of lux.' Double cheese deluxe in the penguin tux. — Riff Raff
- Got a bitch that look like Laila Ali sitting in my lap. — The Game
- I remember the day you left me alone , left me alone in this path unknown, never to come forever to mourn, I am nothing… — Senoraroy
- When a GUY is quiet, Millions of things are running in his mind When a GUY is not arguing, He is thinking deeply When a… — KM II