Lame Quotes

268 Lame quotes by 211 unique authors

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool. — Katy Perry
For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101. — Charles Rangel
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame… — Andy Rooney
Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. — Arthur Schopenhauer
I run a lot. I do a lot of yoga. Hot yoga. Which is random and sounds lame, but it has definitely made my flexibility… — Ryan Sheckler
Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods… — Hunter S. Thompson
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. — Bill Walsh
Righteousness and faith certainly are instrumental in healing the sick, deaf, or lame - if such healing accomplishes God's purposes and is in accordance with… — David A. Bednar
We will destroy you,” the Flyboys droned. “You have no escape.” That was the most imaginative, threatening thing the whitecoats had programmed these ’droids to… — James Patterson
Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful… — John Green
The ship is sinking The ship is sinking There's leak, there's a leak,in the boiler room The poor, the lame, the blind Who ore the… — Tom Waits
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep. — Frank Zappa
That’s a pretty lame superhero name,” I told him. “Scooby-Doo is already taken,” he said with dignity. “Anything else sounds lame in comparison. — Patricia Briggs
My sisters and I cannot spend any substantial time searching for Wickham, as we are each commanded by His Majesty to defend Hertfordshire from all… — Seth Grahame-Smith
But my favorite of Einstein's words on religion is "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." I like this because both science… — Temple Grandin
In my lame pescetarian defense, it's very hard to be a girl and say you won't eat something. Refuse one plate of bacon-wrapped pork rinds… — Sloane Crosley
We got off at the next exit, quietly, and, switching drivers, we walked in front of the car. We met and I held him, my… — John Green
And how did little Tim behave?” asked Mrs Cratchit, when she had rallied Bob on his credulity and Bob had hugged his daughter to his… — Charles Dickens
It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred… — Richelle Mead
I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise.… — Meg Cabot
Personally, I wish D. would come after me, I need a good dance partner. My Daimons have lame legs. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen. — Cecily von Ziegesar
Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total) — James Patterson
How come all the harmless people were so lame? Maybe that was the definition of safe. — Richelle Mead
[O]ur own bodies are changing every second. Yet we take the body to be our Self; and, speaking in terms of it, we say, “I… — Swami Satchidananda

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