Lame Quotes

268 Lame quotes by 211 unique authors

Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor. — Isaac Barrow
Faith becomes lame, when it ventures into matters pertaining to reason! — Mahatma Gandhi
You know, I'm really bad on the computer. I'm really lame, man. I read and hang out with my kids. I've turned into a five… — Ally Walker
A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial. — Mark Twain
You sit around watching all this stuff happen on TV. . . and the TV sits and watches us do nothing! The TV must think… — Shannon Wheeler
The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing.… — Laura Kightlinger
Skateboarding has nothing to do with competition or sport. It has to do with trying to stay as immature as you can for the rest… — Lance Mountain
My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame. — Mark Twain
Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us. — Thomas Otway
In 1932, lame duck president Herbert Hoover was so desperate to remain in the White House that he dressed up as Eleanor Roosevelt. When FDR… — Johnny Carson
My worst memory is of my first dance lesson as a 14-year old in Prague. My mother put me in this silver and pink lame… — Martina Navratilova
So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame… — Sam Kinison
I don't like actors who try to talk directors into making their part bigger and that's really lame. — Franka Potente
Profit is the sole criterion used by the establishment to evaluate economic activity. From the rat race to lame ducks. The vocabulary in vogue is… — Jimmy Reid
It may sound lame, but I've been journaling since I was in third grade. I love it! It makes me feel calm and happy. — Brittany Snow
I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen? — Matt Stone
I miss CDs. I miss listening to a whole album, even the lame songs that sometimes grow on you. — Carolyn Mackler
A story must be told in such a way that it constitutes help in itself. My grandfather was lame. Once they asked him to tell… — Martin Buber
I've got no one to blame for every time I feel lame. — Sheryl Crow
I saw a picture of Elvis in blue lame, and thought that if I could recreate that suit and walk down the King's Road in… — Malcolm Mclaren
There's never a bad time to put earplugs in. They're the kind of thing you can reject as a bit lame, but somebody told me… — Ned Beauman
As a father, you immediately become uncool, especially the older they get. The older you get, it's inevitable that, as cool as you think you… — Mark Consuelos
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame. — Rob Delaney
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the… — Ashley Benson
I'm into video games, but only real specific lame video games. — Emily Browning

Who Wrote These Lame Quotes

211 authors contributed a total of 268 Lame Quotes, led by these top contributors: