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• Do chickens have large talons?
• Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
• Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite:…
• Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think?
• You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty…
• Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in…
• I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you…
• Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
• That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
• I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb
• They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow…
• Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite

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