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• Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You…
• I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.
• Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?
• Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
• To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of…
• I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I…
• I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try…
• What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his…
• I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.
• I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage.…
• The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
• And I'm the worst liar of all time.

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