Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with… — Joely Fisher
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin
I was a very focused kid. I always had this crazy lifestyle... billions of jobs, two hours of gymnastics every day, handball, anything with a… — Mads Mikkelsen
Me? Robin Goodfellow, a family man? He, not likely, ice-boy. I mean, think of what that would do to my reputation. Glamour shimmered around him,… — Julie Kagawa
As a kid in Africa, you were so connected to nature itself because you went farming, watched the moon out at night, observed how the… — Ishmael Beah
No, no, it's not all random, if it really was all random, the universe would abandon us completely. and the universe doesn't. it takes care… — R. J. Palacio
Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that… — Jules Feiffer
You are the real teachers. You have these children when they are at their emotional peaks and lows. That's when they are the most pliable.… — Morgan Wootten
Ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well, he's back in town and looking for you! — The Amazing Johnathan
Since I was the stupidest kid in my class, it never occurred to me to try and be perfect, so I've always been happy as… — Stephen J. Cannell
To make an embarrassing admission, I like video games. That's what got me into software engineering when I was a kid. I wanted to make… — Elon Musk
An editor who is a mentor, advisor, and psychiatrist. Don't kid yourself-a good editor will make your book better. — Guy Kawasaki
Life is a game, kid! It all depends on how you play! — Mario
When you're a teenager, a year can be crippling to maneuver through. Some things happen when you're like 13. All of a sudden you go… — Kristen Stewart
When I really started liking music was when I could play some of it myself, and after a couple of years of playing folk music,… — Jackson Browne
I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have. My wife actually thinks I have a syndrome called Reality Distortion… — Tom Waits
I was very outgoing, and a good-looking kid. I started doing all the catalogs. I made 60 commercials by the time I was 6. I… — Ricky Schroder
I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought… — Johnny Vegas
I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast. — Charles Manson
As a kid, I played a lot of one-on-none. — Julius Erving
We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up… — George W. Bush
I have always been the kid who's asked 'Why?' In my faith, you're just supposed to have faith. But I was always like... why? — Katy Perry
Fantasy for me as a kid was real, and I had a fantasy about what life was, whether it was sort of wicked and dire,… — Diana Wynne Jones
I was a nothing kid. Not particularly good. Not particularly bad. — Dusty Springfield
I remember being taught in school that you would underline things that you liked. I remember just underlining everything as a kid, thinking, 'This has… — Paul Thomas Anderson

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