Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

I am not asking anyone to take the fun out of childhood. As we all know, treats are one of the best parts of being… — Michelle Obama
While I didn't have everything that I wanted, I was still a happy kid. — Goran Ivanisevic
What I wanted to get at is the value difference between pornographic playing-cards when you're a kid, and pornographic playing-cards when you're older. It's that… — Edward Albee
He really just wanted to go about his business. I would put Eddie Murray in the same category as Andre Dawson. He would like to… — Gary Carter
I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with 'em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by… — Bill Burr
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No… — Patton Oswalt
You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents… — Louis C. K.
You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They just keep coming… — Louis C. K.
I was just a punk kid, trying to get a sound out of a guitar that I couldn't get off the rack, so I built… — Eddie Van Halen
That's all that it's going to be. God bless them. But you know what? I've got a nice house and a kid in college, and… — Lee Terry
That's all I wanted to do as a kid. Play a guitar properly and jump around. But too many people got in the way. — Syd Barrett
When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption. — Phil Donahue
God gave me a physical defect, I've accepted that since I was a kid. When I was a kid people were laughing at me. But… — Jean Chretien
I can reach a kid who doesn't have any ability as long as he doesn't know it. — Bear Bryant
I was a TV junkie as a kid. I am the Sesame Street generation. — Darren Aronofsky
As a kid, I always wanted to obviously win a Super Bowl. Now that I've got one, it's like, 'Now what?' Let's go get another… — Aaron Rodgers
In my own way, I was a rebellious kid. — Tom Morello
We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me, I've got the world's… — Catherine Bell
I just remember, all I'm doing is remembering when I was a kid I remember that they used to put out there in the old… — George W. Bush
Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and… — Steve Garvey
Why do I have to be an example for your kid? You be an example for your own kid. — Bob Gibson
I was the greenest rookie that ever was. One evening I was standing out on the sidewalk when a stranger approached and said, 'You're famous… — Walter Johnson
If I walk in a home and a kid disrespects a woman, his mother or grandmother, then I am out... I wont recruit them — John Calipari
You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you… — Sloane Crosley
I'd been familiar with comics, and I'd collected 'em when I was a kid, but after I got into junior high school, there wasn't much… — Harvey Pekar

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