Kid Quotes

4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors

If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I… — Dave Attell
Anyway, when I was a kid, I dutifully went to the Sydney Technical and Fine Arts College. — Rod Taylor
I want to be able to raise my kid. I was totally being a martyr about it at first, thinking I could totally do it… — Keri Russell
At only 20 years old I got married. I was still a kid myself, but in those times, if you got someone pregnant, you had… — David Soul
I was a weird little kid. I was very irritable, bored, frustrated. I felt my imagination bubbling inside my head without having any way to… — Clive Barker
I remember Elvis as a young man hanging around the Sun Studios. Even then, I knew this kid had a tremendous talent. He was a… — B B King
Nooooooo... favorite film, that's like asking if you have a favorite kid! — Sylvia Sidney
Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas, but… — Luke Wilson
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have… — Aziz Ansari
If you are a kid, reading is really important stuff. — Bruce Jenner
I had a lot of fun with Val Kilmer. He's like a big kid. — Derek Luke
I went to college for one semester, and I took every subject I could, and I ended up failing. So I thought to myself, Ever… — Derek Luke
I was a strange child. I was the kid with funny hair listening to dodgy music [...] I'd come in with my hoodie and skate-shoes,… — Katie McGrath
Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict? — John Waters
If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for that. — John Waters
Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream… — Mike Epps
I was a normal kid. I can't explain how normal I was. — Suraj Sharma
I always thought I was a little shy, especially compared to my brother and my sister, but I guess I was always the kid doing… — Linda Cardellini
I was always talking in weird voices from the time I was two. I guess I just found a way to keep doing it! I… — Grey DeLisle
It's fun to pretend you're a little kid, you get to use your imagination and live in a world that's not real. — Lucy Hale
I was a weird kid. I shouldve been gay because I listened to a lot of Broadway musicals. I dont know why Im not gay.… — Frank Oz
Actually, I was having dinner with Michael [Stipe, of R.E.M.] when our second album went platinum, which up until that point was the highest success… — Billy Corgan
When I was growing up, I cheered and danced and ran and stuff like that. I'm probably thinner now than I was in high school.… — Ashley Greene
Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks,… — Nick Cannon
The only other thing that interested me as a kid was being a bricklayer. So if I hadn't become an actress, I would probably be… — Nikki Cox

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