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- There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person…
- God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the…
- Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours…
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- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- The whole point of animation to me is to tell a story, make a joke, express an idea. The technique itself doesn't… — Terry Gilliam
- The joke of it all is that you are looking from your true nature right now without knowing it. If you would… — Adyashanti
- Querida, it's alright," he said. "No one has hurt me in years." "Hey, you're supposed to be my brother," I said, trying… — L.A. Weatherly
- Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — James M. Barrie
- Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle... and not just in the… — Bono