Joe Quotes

409 Joe quotes by 312 unique authors

Trust me, Joe. You’re not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not a mark on it. (Joe) Yeah. Wanna check the backseat, where Steele is sitting? I’ll bet there’s a big stain there. (Tee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We all make mistakes, Steele. It’s what we do afterward that defines us more than the actual incident that led to the mistake. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We don’t want civilians walking around who know about us. Got it? (Tee) Wow, you’re like a ferocious bunny, aren’t you? (Nathan) Worse. A bunny… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You’re such a crybaby. (Tee) Let me almost shoot off one of your testicles and see how you cope. (Joe) You shouldn’t have moved, Joe.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You owe me!" -Stephanie "Why do I owe you?" -Joe "I caught your no good cousin." -Stephanie "Yeah and in the process you burned down… — Janet Evanovich
Are you suggesting I’m not normal? (Nykyrian) Oh yeah, baby, you ooze normality. From the top of that assassin’s braid to the tip of those… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message. The second… — Janet Evanovich
Tell me what game Steph Landry and I used to play in the big dirt pile they made while they were digging my family’s pool,… — Meg Cabot
Christianity happens when men and women accept with unwavering trust that their sins have been not only forgiven, but forgotten, washed away in the blood… — Brennan Manning
From the first time you laughed with me, all those months, and all those stories,” Joe said quietly. “They were all you, to me. All… — Megan Hart
Joe gave me some more gravy. — Charles Dickens
Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the rest of my… — Janet Evanovich
Yes?' Joe Solomon sounded like someone with far better things to do. 'Is there any homework?' she asked, and the class turned instantly from shocked… — Ally Carter
I tell you, I'm half tempted to break into CIA custody just so I can break Joe Solomon out of CIA custody just so I… — Ally Carter
No matter what Joe Hoffman and Wade Preston say, it's not gender that makes a family; it's love. You don't need a mother and a… — Jodi Picoult
Stalking the Angel [Joe]"I could off anybody in this place five times over." [Elvis]"Could you off someone and get away with you here?" [Joe]Head shake.… — Robert Crais
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. — Gordon Korman
Nobody is ready for death. If you ask Joe Blow on the street, he aint gonna tell you he thinks he'll live forever. But when… — Cristina Garcia
Dear Skeezie, Today I ran after a boy as he was trying to get away. I tackled him and we both landed in the mud.… — James Howe
Then he kissed her. Betsy didn't believe in letting boys kiss you. She thought it was silly to be letting first this boy and then… — Maud Hart Lovelace
This is it--what all the hoopla is about, what Wuthering Heights is about--it all boils down to this feeling rushing through me in this moment… — Jandy Nelson
Mrs Joe was a very clean housekeeper, but had an exquisite art of making her clenliness more umcomfortable and unacceptable than dirt itself. Cleanliness is… — Charles Dickens

Who Wrote These Joe Quotes

312 authors contributed a total of 409 Joe Quotes, led by these top contributors: