Joe Quotes

409 Joe quotes by 312 unique authors

It can't be supposed," said Joe. "Tho' I'm oncommon fond of reading, too." Are you, Joe?" Oncommon. Give me," said Joe, "a good book, or… — Charles Dickens
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No… — Janet Evanovich
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's… — Janet Evanovich
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights with Huple's cat. — Joseph Heller
A day can start out ordinary and end up being in the top ten. —Joe Bunch — James Howe
I never thought I could write this much and now that it's coming to an end, I feel sad that I have to stop, sort… — James Howe
I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. — Jen Lancaster
I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my… — James Howe
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. — Janet Evanovich
Hundreds,' Joe says. 'Hundreds and hundreds. But then again, I'm old.' So old, Jesus was in your math class,' I say. I crack myself up. — Deb Caletti
Sometimes,” Joe said after a bit, “it’s just easier to keep being what everyone expects you to be. Even if that’s what you’re not, anymore. — Megan Hart
You are the masterpiece of your own life. You are the Michelangelo of your own life. The David you are sculpturing is you (Dr. Joe… — Rhonda Byrne
The saddest thing about love, Joe, is that not only the love cannot last forever, but even the heartbreak is soon forgotten. — William Faulkner
The Clash were a major influence on my own music. They were the best rock 'n' roll band. Thanks, Joe. — Bruce Springsteen
It's what I'll be singing in the morning. It won't be God Save the Ruddy King or All Things bleeding Bright and Beautiful. It'll be… — Michael Morpurgo
Do you believe in luck, Ludlow?" I had thought about this more than once in my life. "I believe some poeple are luckier than others."..."Which… — F.E. Higgins
When Benedict dies, he will have the pleasure of standing before whatever furious God he believes in, to answer for how it was that he… — Mark Morford
[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon] I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is northern Northern California… — Jandy Nelson
Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death and national security?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Only because I’m not a morning person. (Joe) And you’re not a night person either. Face it, babe. You’ve only got two good minutes a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I do know how to operate a computer. (Joe) Yeah, right. What was it you said just ten minutes ago? Get this damned thing off… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We never let our people just go. (Joe) What are you? Wolfram and Hart? (Steele) Oh, no, sweetie, they just take your soul for service.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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