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• I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what… — Jessica Hahn
• What bothers me is that Jim Bakker lies. Jim Bakker knows for a fact that I was virgin. — Jessica Hahn
• Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars. — Dana Carvey
• Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a… — Jessica Hahn
• If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker. — Jessica Hahn
• Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is. — David Letterman
• Jim Bakker is an extremely talented preacher, if he would just get it together. — Jessica Hahn
• Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore. — Jessica Hahn
• They did is sent me down Clearwater, Florida, and they said to me, Jessica, I need you to make Jim Bakker feel… — Jessica Hahn
• Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! — Sam Kinison
• Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. — Bill Maher
• We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we… — Susan Powter

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