"Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind…" — Dana Carvey
"Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars."
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37 Quotes by Dana Carvey
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More Bakker Quotes
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I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good…
— Jessica Hahn
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What bothers me is that Jim Bakker lies. Jim Bakker knows for a fact that I was virgin.
— Jessica Hahn
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Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We…
— Jessica Hahn
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If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker.
— Jessica Hahn
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Say what you will about Leona Helmsley, when it comes to standing trial, she's twice the man Jim Bakker is.
— David Letterman
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Jim Bakker is an extremely talented preacher, if he would just get it together.
— Jessica Hahn
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Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
— Jessica Hahn
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They did is sent me down Clearwater, Florida, and they said to me, Jessica, I need you to make Jim…
— Jessica Hahn
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Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to…
— Sam Kinison
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
— Bill Maher
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We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that…
— Susan Powter
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