All Dana Carvey Quotes
- I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds. They're the funniest, most eccentric… All
- While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. Comics
- I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like… Al
- I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if… Able
- The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your… Achilles
- I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in… Celebrity
- A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' Bed
- If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln! Babe
- Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle! Club
- If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run. Hurt
- I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it,… Allowed
- It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about… Al
- Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars. Bakker
- I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. Dignity
- I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. Biology
- That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. Comedian
- I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends… Art
- After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices,… Begging
- Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. Abstract
- I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human. Character