"I'm thirty years old, but I read at……" — Dana Carvey
"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."
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37 Quotes by Dana Carvey
Dana Carvey has 37 quotes on this site.
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I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our minds.…
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While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
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I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al…
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I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live'…
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The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the…
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I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly…
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure…
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If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!
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Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!
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If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.
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I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it…
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It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why,…
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