Jerry Quotes

224 Jerry quotes by 182 unique authors

Folks, Jerry Stiller has the face of a star and that star is Lassie! — Jeff Ross
Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fuck a model on a pile of cash. — Jeff Ross
As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight… — Jeff Ross
I think I can fuck any girl in the world cuz boosie boo tha shit lik the 80's jerry curl — Lil Boosie
Interesting Jerry hired you no polish those bangs. — Harrison Ford
Jerry says to Tom I have lot of friends Tom says , like who Jerry says like jake and irene ........ wait irene doesnt count… — Sierra
There were individuals at the time who were on the proverbial wish list, and before we had to wait too long, they decided to come… — Don Cornelius
Roadmap is a great idea! We would arpiecpate more blogs and definitely think you should go for your M.E.T. After all, we refer to you… — Marcela
I will stop loving you - When Tom catches Jerry and has him for dinner. — Elaine Kirby
Any time you're involved in company or a record with guys like Steve Young or Jerry Rice, no question it's an honor...And we did do… — Peyton Manning
I think that, if the experience is positive, I would say acting on stage is my first love. I say a positive one because a… — David Schwimmer
I came in there and did everything I had to do and the rest was history. So it was never like me sitting going 'Ah,… — Cuba Gooding, Jr.
No pussy no rats, no Tom and Jerry. — Lil Wayne
If Eric Piatkowski continues playing at this level, hes going to replace Jerry West on the NBA logo. — Bill Walton
In 1996 I got a phone call offering a role in Jerry Maguire and my family and friends were there in this little restaurant. I… — Renee Zellweger
I would love to be in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, I'd love to do television with Jerry Seinfeld or Michael Richards, who I think… — Eddie Kaye Thomas
Growing up, I liked Jerry of Tom and Jerry. He was the little guy who was more clever than the big guy even though he… — Dominic Monaghan
If you are really bored of watching Tom and Jerry Then go Watch Political show on T.v . — Ali Ahmed
Some relationships are like tom and jerry, they tease each other.irritate each other but can't live without each other — Sabrina Colleen
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other..They knock each other down, But they cant live without each other — Unknown Author

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