Jerry Quotes

224 Jerry quotes by 182 unique authors

I did host the Jim Rome show with Jerry Ferrara for three hours when he was on vacation. Three hours is a long time. Think… — Kevin Connolly
Jerry Seinfeld made a puddle, I stepped in it, and wonderful things happened. — Jason Alexander
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great… — Jason Alexander
Jerry Orbach is just phenomenal. He is genius, so present. — Michael Cudlitz
We approached Yahoo and Jerry Yang and said that Hadoop is going to continue to be popular, and as it does, more and more of… — Peter Fenton
I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City. — Harland Williams
Before I ever put anything on paper, Jerry and I would talk back and forth. — Joe Shuster
Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations. You become Jerry Lewis. — Paul Reiser
It was not a friendly game, and Jerry certainly did not have friendliness in his eyes. He had an extra mean streak that day. He… — Roger Staubach
For me to be here tonight, everything had to be perfect. I had to get drafted by Utah, had to play with a point guard… — Karl Malone
Jerry Bruckheimer says that he makes films that he would want to see, and it seems that that coincides with what a lot of people… — Bill Nighy
Once Joe Paterno learned that his former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was showering with a young boy in the Penn State football locker room, he… — Christine Pelosi
Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in… — Tom Shales
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even the names, Kal-El and Jor-El, you can… — Jerry Robinson
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe… — Denis Leary
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a… — Roseanne Barr
When life gets you down go watch Jerry Springer and remember it COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE! — Unknown Author
I want our relationship to be like Tom and Jerry. No matter how many times we fight, we won't be apart. — Anmol Andore
Its been 70+ years, Tom. Youre never going to eat Jerry :) — Danish
Some relations are just like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other. Knock down each other. Irritate each other. But, Can not live without each… — Aisha

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