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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!
— Dennis Miller
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Hussein praised his sons for putting up a brave fight, noting that U.S. forces had surrounded their compound with advanced weaponry, ground…
— Ann Coulter
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Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
— John McCain
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Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.
— John McCain
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When Congress gets through investigating Attorney General Janet Reno, will her agency become known as the Obstruction of Justice Department? The civil…
— Thomas Sowell
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If any other religious cult knew so few basic facts about its own seminal beliefs as the liberal cult does about Joe…
— Ann Coulter
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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
— David Letterman
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When women get great roles in life, they start to get great roles in films and TV. Look at Janet Reno, Madeleine…
— Helen Mirren
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Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
— Ted Nugent
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Janet Reno, during her confirmation hearings, said she would come down harder on porno, and lately she's talked about how violence on…
— Penn Jillette
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Crime, crime, rockin' like Janet Reno. Time, time, eighteen and life in Chino.
— Offspring
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