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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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It is far better to live like a lion for a day then to live like a jackal for hundred years.
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Remember, the U.S. is a powerful state, it's not like Libya. If Libya wants to carry out terrorist acts, they hire Carlos…
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It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live…
— Robert A. Heinlein
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One day's life of a lion is preferable to hundred years of a jackal.
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He was one of the masters of the thriller and he really was one of the great signposts, because he took the…
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But for disloyalty to her husband a wife is censured among men, and ,in her next life she is born in the…
— Guru Nanak
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Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.
— Herman Melville
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I never read detective novels. I started out in graduate school writing a more serious book. Right around that time I read…
— James Patterson
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We do not always remember the things that do no credit to us. We justify them, cover them in bright lies or…
— Neil Gaiman
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When Å vejk subsequently described life in the lunatic asylum, he did so in exceptionally eulogistic terms: 'I really don't know why those…
— Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek
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When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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