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Inspirational Quotes by Graham Chapman
- I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
- One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
- We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...
- One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord.
- Bring out... The Comfy Chair!!!!
- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
- A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
- Spam, spam, spam, spam... Spam, spam, spam, spam.
- Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!
- I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in…
- I fart in your general direction.
- Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
- Always look on the bright side of life.
- I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.
- She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better...
- We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
- When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.
- Camelot is a silly place.
- We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
- I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me…
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- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
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