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— Graham Chapman

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51 Quotes by Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman has 51 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a…
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction…
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but…
One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of…
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and…
You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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