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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Markets have built in inefficiencies, serious inefficiencies which are well known.
— Noam Chomsky
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The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
— Eugene McCarthy
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South Africa does not have a poverty problem. Poverty is a result of denialism of the way corruption taxes poor people, the…
— Mamphela Ramphele
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Government-to-government foreign aid promotes statism, centralized planning, socialism, dependence, pauperization, inefficiency, and waste. It prolongs the poverty it is designed to cure.…
— Henry Hazlitt
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It is the inefficiency and sham of ... our schools ... that save us from being dashed on the rocks of false…
— George Bernard Shaw
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Anarchy [is] necessarily consequent to inefficiency.
— Thomas Jefferson
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The big corporation is not in the least remarkable for efficiency; it is only too big to be blamed for its inefficiency.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Every good cause is worth some inefficiency.
— Paul Samuelson
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Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the `criminal justice system,' I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of…
— Ron Paul
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There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient.
— Josh Billings
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Grief is not productive. It simply represents an inefficiency in accepting change of status.
— Greg Bear
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The Jews caused the war, the Jews caused the outbreak of thieving and robbery all over the country, the Jews caused the…
— Henry Ford
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