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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Friendship is a word, the very sight of which in print makes the heart warm.
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If I told you all the people that have secretly told me I've influenced them, you'd never believe it, and you'll never…
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'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.
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Sarcasm is lost in print.
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I try to keep all my novels in print. Sometimes publishers don't agree with me as to their worth.
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With a face like mine, I do better in print.
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The simplest definition of advertising, and one that will probably meet the test of critical examination, is that advertising is selling in…
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I will say that Rick will probably die before the end of the book. I'll go ahead and put that in print.…
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Of the modern critics, although I disagree with almost everything she says, I admire Mary McCarthy's eloquence and social observation in 'Sights…
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One, I have a wonderful publisher, Black Sparrow Press; as long as they exist, they will keep me in print. And they…
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