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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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When 25 percent of the population believe the President should be impeached and 51 percent of the population believe in UFOs, you…
— Harry Reasoner
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I have impeached myself by resigning.
— Richard M. Nixon
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If George Bush [Jr.] decided he was going to turn the troops loose on Syria and Iran after that he would last…
— Lawrence Eagleburger
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After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans…
— Dick Armey
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STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue. The truth of the stories here following has, however, not been successfully impeached.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The President of the United States would be liable to be impeached, tried, and upon conviction of treason, bribery, or other high…
— Alexander Hamilton
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Who's gonna give me a TV show? I didn't work for an impeached, disbarred President who was held in contempt by a…
— Ann Coulter
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The self you have betrayed is your mind; self-esteem is reliance on one’s power to think. The ego you seek, that essential…
— John Galt
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But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is…
— David Letterman
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In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
— Phyllis Schlafly
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Barack Obama is a threat to the continued existence of the United States, and he must be impeached, or resign.
— Kesha Rogers
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