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Idiot Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
- I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your…
- Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
- Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will…
More Idiot Quotes
- Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. — Margaret Atwood
- If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. — Johann Sebastian Bach
- Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
- Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. — David Bailey
- From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses… — Mikhail Bakunin
- For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially… — Honore de Balzac
- He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams
- Only idiots refuse to change their minds. — Brigitte Bardot
- I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots. — Brigitte Bardot
- I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. — Charles Barkley
- The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry
- There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. — Scott Adams