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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left.…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I…
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.
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My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon…
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When I direct and have to look at filmed scenes of myself, I suck.
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I've written for every medium except poetry, at which I suck.
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That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like…
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What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (Shahara)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I am no fun at all. In fact, I am anti-fun. Not as in anti-violence, but as in anti-matter. I am not…
— David Rakoff
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I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones…
— Darynda Jones
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I have to live and make my own choices, my own mistakes. You have to let me be me, even if i…
— J.A. Redmerski
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I suck at titles.
— Mark Boal
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I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.
— Jimmie Johnson
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