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I Left Quotes by Jack Benny
- I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
- I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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- I left school on my 15th birthday. — David Bailey
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton
- I left the ending ambiguous, because that is the way life is. — Bernardo Bertolucci
- So actually I only got a mobile phone the day after I left being Prime Minister. — Tony Blair
- Probably the first time I left Italy was to travel by train to Lourdes. I went with my mother and my grandmother… — Andrea Bocelli
- After I left LA... it was like waking up. And so I moved back east and stopped auditioning. — Casey Affleck
- I was dyslexic, I had no understanding of schoolwork whatsoever. I certainly would have failed IQ tests. And it was one of… — Richard Branson
- To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working on a… — Bill Bryson
- I didn't cry when I left free-booting, smash-and-grab papers that would have appeared to be far more natural homes for me and,… — Julie Burchill
- I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they… — Alan Alda
- One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was… — James Caan
- Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house. — Dick Cavett