"I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators.…" — Jack Benny
"I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early."
More Early Quotes
- Get this in mind early: We never grow up. — Richard Bach
- It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even… — Marcel Achard
- The corruption in reporting starts very early. It's like the police reporting on the police. — Julian Assange
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel… — David Attenborough
- My parents were early converts to Christianity in my part of Nigeria. They were not just converts; my father was… — Chinua Achebe
- I learned to read very early so I could read the comics, which I then started to draw. — Margaret Atwood
- I was warped early by Ray Bradbury and Edgar Allan Poe. I was very fond of Franz Kafka. — Margaret Atwood
- The society in 'The Handmaid's Tale' is a throwback to the early Puritans whom I studied extensively at Harvard under… — Margaret Atwood
- They are much to be pitied who have not been given a taste for nature early in life. — Jane Austen
- I've learned not to look at reviews. Early on, I did. I was always curious. — Paul Auster
- Very few of the early Italian humanists were really humane. — Irving Babbitt
- Or like in the early 70's when we had the reaction against acid rock and all the fuzz tone, and… — Lester Bangs