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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left.…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I…
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Oh yeah Kurt? You plan on getting the 1-2-3? But not if I hit you first with the 6-1-9!
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I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.
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What are you? (a Daimon) Oh please, let me give you the job description. Me, Dark-Hunter. You, Daimon. I hit, you bleed.…
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It didn't hurt, did it? When I hit you?" "Sure. Fractured skull. Concussion, the lot..." "But seriously, Kath. No hard feelings, right?…
— Kazuo Ishiguro
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You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on…
— Darynda Jones
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Yea I got a girl whats the big deal? Niggas tying to ride that they got big wheels had to freestyle cause…
— Tay
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I hit you with an AMC, my nigga that's a full clip. And you could be like me if you just quit…
— Big Sean
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I can feel you, put my dick inside your mouth. Trying to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth. I'm…
— Pimp C
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf,…
— Bill Engvall
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