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Humorous Quotes by Robert Breault
- A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
- All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
- As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much…
- There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling
- If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
- As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle