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Humor Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
- I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
- As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I…
More Humor Quotes
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent. — William Shakespeare
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle