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Humor Quotes by Albert Einstein
- Non-comprehenders are often distressed. Not you, though-because with good humor you're blessed. After all, your thoughts went like this, I dare say: It was none…
- To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.
- I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously.
- Everybody felt his superiority, but nobody felt oppressed by it. Though he had no illusions about people and human affairs, he was full of kindness…
- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an…
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and…
- Never memorize something that you can look up.
- If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping…
- Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that…
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- There are two things eternal. Human stupidity and the universe. And I'm not even sure about the universe
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent. — William Shakespeare
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same… — Lynda Barry