How Come Quotes

179 quotes by 147 authors

Who do I belong to? How come I mortgaged my being till I don't belong to myself? How come I sold my blood? And who… — Pablo Neruda
It is taken for granted that workers should receive their pay partly in kind, in the form of medical care provided by the employer. How… — Milton Friedman
People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha? — Bill Hicks
How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're… — Bill Hicks
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain? — Ruby Wax
Nowadays people always say, 'How come he's doing such young shows?' But they never mention 'The Mod Squad'. I was very proud of that show.… — Aaron Spelling
There are two kinds of books in the world--the boring kind they make you read in school and the interesting kind that they won't let… — LouAnne Johnson
People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God… — Zach Braff
How come the little things bother you when you are in a bad position? They don't bother you in good positions. — Yasser Seirawan
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? — George Carlin
Let me go to Clinton's new proposal: to have uniforms in public schools. And people are doing that. How come they're doing that? Dress codes!… — Russell Means
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look… — Jack Handey
Jesus was the poorest of the poor. Roman Catholicism, which claims to be His church, is the richest of the rich, the wealthiest institution on… — Avro Manhattan
If women can sleep their way to the top, how come they aren't there? — Ellen Goodman
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? — Stephen Colbert
If god created man in his own image, how come I'm not invisible? — David Powers
Most of the human body disease such as Obesity, Cancer, Heart disease are linked with our food which we eat in our day to day… — Subodh Gupta
The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.… — Jay Leno
Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street… — Jay Leno
If dolphins are so intelligent, how come they ain't got Walkmans? — John Lydon

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