How Come Quotes

179 How Come quotes by 147 unique authors

If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how? — Joan Baez
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? — Erma Bombeck
I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history? — Julie Burchill
If the double helix was so important, how come you didn't work on It? Ther husband, Linus Pauling, when the Nobel Prize was awarded to… — Unknown Author
If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan
I would proclaim that the vast majority of what [say, Scientific American] is true-yet my ability to defend such a claim is weaker than I… — Douglas Hofstadter
I have always loved the competitive forces in this business. You know I certainly have meetings where I spur people on by saying, "Hey, we… — Bill Gates
As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come… — Mark Twain
If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the picnics? — Marie Dressler
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? — Tom Snyder
I have faith that if we caught hold of God's living candle on that truth and went out into the world-I don't care [what vocation]… — Truman G. Madsen
During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows.… — P.J. O'Rourke
Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English? — Stephen Colbert
I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys… — CM Punk
People ask me how come you've been around so long. Well, it's through playing the part of Mr Average Joe American. — Gary Cooper
Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only… — Bill Maher
Then how come everyone's making like everything that isn't important is very important, all the while they're so busy pretending what's really important isn't important… — Janne Teller
If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning? — Herman Cain
Love is the answer at least for most of the questions in my heart, like Why are we here? And where do we go? And… — Jack Johnson
Who do I belong to? How come I mortgaged my being till I don't belong to myself? How come I sold my blood? And who… — Pablo Neruda
It is taken for granted that workers should receive their pay partly in kind, in the form of medical care provided by the employer. How… — Milton Friedman
People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha? — Bill Hicks
How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're… — Bill Hicks
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain? — Ruby Wax

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