House Quotes

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I don't believe in aliens. I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get haunted. It always… — Xzibit
According to Washington insiders, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan could be the next official to leave the Bush administration. McClellan says he'd like to… — Amy Poehler
I havent even been drinking, but, at all, but, you know, being a man, Ive got to say that weve got this guy in the… — Ed Harris
Housekeeping is incredibly difficult with three kids. I'm trying to be more relaxed. You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house — Patrick Dempsey
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***… — J.K. Simmons
Charleston has something for everyone, rain or shine. Its architecture is unparalleled. Carriage rides are great for seeing the city and hearing the history behind… — Thomas Gibson
For a while I couldn't leave the house by myself. Even if I was just grocery shopping alone, I'd get self-conscious. — Shannen Doherty
The artist I wanna be like is Michael Jackson. I'll get the house with the roller coaster and the rides and a disco, and I'll… — Lil Kim
Cop families have guns in their houses. — Amy Carlson
I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses. — Anna Wintour
I guess I'm up to about 70% of normal, which is a real relief. My doctor gave me clearance to go out in public again,… — Wil Wheaton
My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything… — Ricky Gervais
Me and my friend Ioan Gruffudd are like chalk and cheese when it comes to clothes. He lives for his clothes and has an amazing… — Matthew Rhys
We live in a bizarre world - there are cameras in our house! — Nick Lachey
I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing… — Elizabeth Hurley
With breathtaking rapidity, we are destroying all that was lovely to look at and turning America into a prison house of the spirit. The affluent… — Eric Sevareid
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside. — Jeremy Clarkson
I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other… — Paul Lynde
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize.… — Paul Lynde
I want a man in my life, not in my house. — Joy Behar
You know, I've made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I… — Miley Cyrus
In an earthquake, I shouldn't run out of the house -- I should run into it. — Tony Danza
I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing in the world was to pretend to be horribly killed… — David Hyde Pierce
I love Halloween! I love it so much that I used to work at a haunted house every year. — Daniella Monet
A lot of celebrities just want money, fame, power, fancy cars, houses all over the world and have people BOW DOWN to them. To me,… — Shirley Manson

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