House Quotes

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When you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen… — Dane Cook
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? — Jim Gaffigan
I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are… — Mercedes McCambridge
I dream about having a house by the water and not doing anything, not feeling ambitious, nor having the need to make money. — Lee Pace
Well I am afraid that I am going to die, because I have just put a down payment on a house. -- I met JK… — David Thewlis
On Capitol Hill, the Republican-controlled House voted mostly along party lines tonight to pass President Bush's federal budget blueprint. This includes his big tax cut… — Dan Rather
President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps. — Greg Proops
I have a little office in my house and it is an absolute pigsty but I know exactly where everything is and there are little… — Tom Hiddleston
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved. — Rodney Dangerfield
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not. — Elizabeth Taylor
I think of myself as a mum who finds the time to go to work. I have to check myself for baby sick before I… — Kate Winslet
I mean, I haven't been around very long. I can't expect everyone to have seen 'The House Bunny'. Oh God. I am having such waves… — Emma Stone
I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had seen movies like… — Emma Stone
It wasnt until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach… — Paula Deen
I'm not gonna fall. I'm tired of falling. I'm tired of seeing our people fall. I don't believe in failure. It's what we put in… — Adam Beach
LA isn’t a walking city, or a subway city, so if someone isn’t in my house or my car we’ll never be together, not even… — Miranda July
I was brought up on the books of The Wizard of Oz and my mother told me that these were great philosophies. It was a… — Ray Bolger
I think every cute girl is told to move to L.A. someday. So I do like the drive over from my house to the studio. — Blake Shelton
My husband and I are building a 'green' house in Santa Ynez Valley. We bought 15 acres and we're going to build a house that's… — Jennie Garth
But the paparazzi are quite malicious and vocal and really rude, ... And they camped outside of my house, so I started throwing eggs at… — Heath Ledger
Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and… — Greg Fitzsimmons
As much as I don't want to admit it, I really am a people pleaser. If I throw a party at my house, it's hard… — Rachael Harris
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among… — Bob Saget
It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records. — Jay Leno

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