Hooker Quotes

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Cuddy: What are you doing here? A patient? House: No, a hooker. Came to my office instead of my home. — House MD
You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. — Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I do it for the money, man I am such a hooker and freedom was my girl, until they fucking took her. — Lil Wayne
I do it for the money, man I am such a hooker And freedom was my girl, until they f-cking took her — Lil Wayne
To assume and discuss the life of someone you've never met or even know is like taking a hooker to dinner, a waste of time! — Daisy Fuentes
I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. — Unkown
So, I mean I don't know how many of you wear a bikini with an overall jumper, but aria did. With knee high hooker boots. — Lucy Hale
Some people need Hell. If youre the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, 'Hey, now theres something I… — Sarah Silverman
Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad… — Bill Burr
They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a… — Lea DeLaria
Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
Hey let's have some coffee, why cause you need help why cause your girlfriend is cheating on you why I don't know she likes money.… — Kevin McCarty
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some… — Syntific

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