Hooker Quotes

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Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up… — Zach Braff
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker. — Cher
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. — Rodney Dangerfield
John Lee Hooker is the funkiest man alive — Miles Davis
The thing I most love and hate about fashion is that it changes all the time. But I don't think I or anyone else can… — Marc Jacobs
My models for graceful aging are guys like John Lee Hooker and Mississippi John Hurt, who never stopped working till they dropped, as I fully… — Bruce Cockburn
I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad… — Bob Saget
You know, I'm a television personality. It's not like I'm a famous hooker or something! — Brett Somers
I was a left hooker, and I loved hooking. I also really liked to jab and mix it up right away. — Gerry Cooney
Being a hooker does not mean being evil. The same with a pick-pocket, or even a thief. You do what you do out of necessity. — Samuel Fuller
John Lee Hooker became a friend of mine and I love all of his work. He was truly an icon. He lived the life. I… — Mick Fleetwood
All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold. — LL Cool J
If you're walking down the street in L.A., people do sort of look at you like you're a hooker because it's so rare to see… — Carey Mulligan
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the… — Julie Klausner
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker. — Sean Connery
I'm John Lee Hooker in the sense that he was a blues man and he played blues his whole life. I'm a rock guy and… — Sammy Hagar
I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser. — Shirley MacLaine
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I… — Oliver Reed
Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown. — Christopher Moore

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