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Lea DeLaria has 13 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because…
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Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.
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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
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Never point at anything beige and call it cool.
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Learn all the rules... then break them.
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It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.
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No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.
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A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing.…
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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.
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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try…
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I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well…
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I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.
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I was in a band called Hooker for a while.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
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Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago
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My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him,…
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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
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Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
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I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
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I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
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People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna's wearing f-ckin' leather jackets, and it's really annoying .…
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