Hit Quotes
3747 Hit quotes by 2467 unique authors
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Whenever I catch a chunk of an Adam Sandler comedy on cable, it looks as badly shot and goofily tossed off as a Jerry Lewis…
— James Wolcott
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After we were hit on September 11, 2001, we were in a state of national shock. Less than six weeks later, on October 26 2001,…
— Naomi Wolf
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You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter,…
— Steve Wozniak
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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
— Steven Wright
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
— Steven Wright
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This constant pressure from record companies to come up with a hit single or something like that, I find completely tiresome.
— Robert Wyatt
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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
— Henny Youngman
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I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've ever left a memorable, lasting impression…
— Steve Yzerman
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Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every eulogy…
— Regina Brett
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When I turned 45, I lay in bed reflecting on all life had taught me. My soul sprang a leak and ideas flowed out. My…
— Regina Brett
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Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are so appreciatively loud…
— Vir Das
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The Bay of Bengal is hit frequently by cyclones. The months of November and May, in particular, are dangerous in this regard.
— Abdul Kalam
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
— Rick Riordan
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The businessman who assumes that his life is everything, and the mystic who asserts that it is nothing, fail, on this side and on that,…
— E. M. Forster
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The truth is, I hoped the cure would dislike me. I tried to think of disagreeable things to say to him -- I could hit…
— Andre Gide
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The depth of the feeling continued to surprise and threaten me, but each time it hit again and I bore it...I would discover that it…
— Anne Lamott
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate…
— Bill Watterson
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The man was hit in one eye by a stone, and that eye turned inward so that it looked into his mind, and he died…
— Patricia A. McKillip
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More exists among human beings than can be answered by the simplistic question I'm hit with every day of my life: "Are you a man…
— Leslie Feinberg
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Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!" "Snag?" said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. "I see no…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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When you're dodging, you're "afraid of getting hit." When you're attacking, you're "afraid of hitting me." When you're protecting someone, you're "afraid of them dying."…
— Tite Kubo
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How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.
— Janet Evanovich
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Well, in that hit you miss. She'll not be hit With Cupid's arrow. She hath Dian's wit, And, in strong proff of chastity well armed,…
— William Shakespeare
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You can’t hit a target if you don’t know what it is.
— Tony Robbins
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You can go on like this for a very long time, and no one will notice. You keep thinking you're going to hit some sort…
— Dan Chaon
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