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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
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Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs that sound…
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye…
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia"…
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... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune…
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British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported…
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Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then…
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a…
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The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for…
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The decent docent doesn't doze; He teaches standing on his toes. His students dassn't doze and does, And that's what teaching is…
— David McCord
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Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
— E. W. Howe
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued…
— Unknown Author
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May an elephant caress you with his toes
— Unknown Author
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Most people read poetry listening for echoes because the echoes are familiar to them. They wade through it the way a boy…
— Wallace Stevens
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Gandalf, dwarves and Mr. Baggins! We are met together in the house of our friend and fellow conspirator, this most excellent and…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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It was a laugh that came from the tip of his toes, gaining force and soul as it traveled through his body…
— David Levithan
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Acting is a sport. On stage you must be ready to move like a tennis player on his toes. Your concentration must…
— Clive Swift
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In Merlin, Arthur has a very loyal friend who keeps him on his toes. Arthur enjoys those challenges, and there is a…
— Bradley James
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He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
— Mike Harding
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When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt…
— Unknown Author
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I play a real life character, Janet, who's Vince Papale's wife. The woman of his dreams, the mother of his children, is…
— Elizabeth Banks
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