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He Quotes by Fred Allen
- The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
- Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
- I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
- My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
- We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy…
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