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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending against all hazards: And it is our duty…
— Samuel Adams
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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
— Loni Anderson
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In medical practice, there are few surgical procedures given so little attention and so underrated in its potential hazard as abortion.
— Warren Hern
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Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
— Sam Snead
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The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have…
— Bobby Jones
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Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to…
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer,…
— Milt Gross
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Dream golf is simply golf played on another course. We chip from glass tables onto moving stairways; we swing in a straightjacket,…
— John Updike
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Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.
— B. C. Forbes
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I hazard the guess that man will be ultimately known for a mere polity of multifarious, incongruous, and independent denizens.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself…
— Mignon McLaughlin
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The fullness of life is in the hazards of life.
— Edith Hamilton
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