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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Nothing can steal happiness, peace, away from you: if anyone does make you angry, you are the loser; if someone can allow…
— Bikram Choudhury
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War is harmful, not only to the conquered but to the conqueror. Society has arisen out of the works of peace; the…
— Ludwig von Mises
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How dark it is before the dawn! In reality that was the beginning of my last debauch. I was soon to be…
— Bill W.
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There are lots of ways to bring joy, happiness, peace, laughter, hope and comfort into your life, and they cost absolutely nothing.
— Sandra Magsamen
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What creates happiness, peace, and balance is not becoming simply powerful, but knowledgeable.
— Frederick Lenz
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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We can’t direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails. For maximum happiness, peace, and contentment, may we choose a positive…
— Thomas S. Monson
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So much in life depends on our attitude. The way we choose to see things and respond to others makes all the…
— Thomas S. Monson
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May this new year brings happiness, peace, success, and prosperity for everyone. Happy new year.
— Anurag Prakash Ray
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A life of happiness, peace, and love is all within our grasp.
— Steve Maraboli
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Success, happiness, peace of mind and fulfillment, the most priceless of human treasures are available to all among us, without exception, who…
— Unknown Author
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All I ever hoped for as a Daddy was to see my kids reach their dreams. To find happiness...peace of mind...and someday…
— Billy Ray Cyrus
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