Hangover Quotes

117 Hangover quotes by 98 unique authors

Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun. — Jeff Sampson
If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind. — Kenzaburo Oe
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women. — Raymond Chandler
Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit… — Jojo Moyes
Love's an illusion. It's a dream you wake up from with an enormous hangover and net credit debt. I'd rather have cash. — Janet Fitch
I've got a hangover!" "No, you hit your head on the floor," Sophie said. Howl rose up on his hands and knees with a scramble.… — Diana Wynne Jones
I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people… — J.A. Redmerski
Cartoon Hangover has given us another place we felt we could find the most talented people around the world and give them a chance to… — Fred Seibert
What in the world is a hangover cure? — Brian Wilson
Its idea of ''production value'' is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its vision of the… — Raymond Chandler
Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will… — Superman
Wake Up! There's more to life than a good night and a hangover. — JDWhyNot
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
I feel some type of way — Kelton
I wish my monkey was a drug dealer like in The Hangover Part II. — Jeremy Limn
I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak. — James Merrow
The Commonwealth has had consistently bad press. It was originally seen as a kind of hangover empire. People have long predicted its demise. — Unknown Author
We have relegated the saints to a pink and blue and gold world of plaster statuary that belongs to the past; it is a hangover,… — C Kilmer Myers
I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New… — Helen Fielding
I'm caught in a love hangover. — Jason Derulo

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98 authors contributed a total of 117 Hangover Quotes, led by these top contributors: