Hangover Quotes

117 Hangover quotes by 98 unique authors

Grease is the only cure for a hangover. — Cameron Diaz
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when… — Roger Ebert
Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary,… — Helen Fielding
Overspending is as certain a part of the holiday season as overeating. But pushing away from both the table and the cash register at least… — Jeffrey Kluger
I've loved 'Vanity Fair' since I was 16 years old. You know, we're all colonial hangovers in India, steeped in English literature. It is one… — Mira Nair
I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and… — Todd Phillips
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it… — Todd Phillips
I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked… — John Steinbeck
With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head. — Tim O'Brien
Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because thatâ€™s what… — Paris Hilton
I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge… — Charles Bukowski
I've got a hangover." "No, you hit your head on the floor." "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. — Diana Wynne Jones
I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot of… — Linda Howard
After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover. — Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek
When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future begins to… — Kingsley Amis
The only cure for a real hangover is death. — Robert Benchley
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with… — Anne Lamott
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. — Dorothy Parker
He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit. — Markus Zusak
The importance of Liking Yourself is a notion that fell heavily out of favor during the coptic, anti-ego frenzy of the Acid Era--but nobody guessed… — Hunter S. Thompson

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