Hangover Quotes

117 Hangover quotes by 98 unique authors

I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the… — Simon Le Bon
If the first â€˜Hangoverâ€™ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and… — Mick LaSalle
If any player has a bad game its there in the back of your mind in the next game. Theres always a hangover. It is… — Rio Ferdinand
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after XXIV. The game… — Robert Klein
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. — Dorothy Parker
You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. — Mike Tyson
I think that-that anyone, the painter, the musician, the writer works in a-a kind of an-an insane fury. He's demon-driven. He can get up feeling… — William Faulkner
How bout you and all your morals in that outfit that you borrowed/Make the most out of tonight and worry bout it all tomorrow. — Drake
Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's… — Christopher Hitchens
I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement… — P.G. Wodehouse
Might let him take it home and slaughter that/ He got friends for all of my friends/ They ain't leaving 'till we say when/ And… — Nicki Minaj
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary. — Hunter S. Thompson
Whenever life gets to be too much for me, I have a hard time keeping my eyes open. Sleeping is cheaper and safer than drinking.… — Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
There is a hangover from a defeat like Denmark - ask any player about when they've had a bad game, it's still in there somewhere… — Rio Ferdinand
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do… — George W. Bush
It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover. — Ken Jeong
A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in that film, and… — Seth Gordon
Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love. — Unknown Author
Some people try deliberately to exploit the colonial hangover for their own purpose, to serve an external force. To us, Communism is as bad as… — Jomo Kenyatta
There's something about heartbreak that makes for great music, but the same could be said for JÃ¤germeister. Hangovers make for great music, too. — Dave Grohl

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