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• In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having…
• A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.
• I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
• Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That…
• I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
• I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the…
• It's funny because it's funny.
• It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not…
• My career is just kind of crazy.
• To be famous and broke is hard.
• The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did…
• I have no detectable hair style.

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