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• Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
• A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple…
• Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
• A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
• The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
• Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
• Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
• Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

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