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Sheryne Brooks has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I tell everyone that I have 25,000 assistant coaches. If I want to know something, I just go to the grocery store.'
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We of the richer societies, who have had access to more energy than we have the experience to wield intelligently are making…
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People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
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I don't want to be more famous than what I have right now. At least in that sense where people come up…
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I got the name Slash because I used to work in a grocery store and I was in charge of reducing prices…
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And I can't even go to the grocery store without some ones that's clean and a shirt with a team/It seems we…
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Growing up, my parents were healthy eaters and starting to run and compete when I was 13, I knew the need to…
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A lot of people in line at the grocery store think that they know me, but they don't.
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If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency…
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I like Toronto a lot, it's a good city. The only thing that really annoys me about Toronto is that you're turning…
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